What tense? 什么时态 An English teacher asked the students,“What tense is it when I say‘I＇m pretty’ The students answered,“Past tense. ” 英语老师问学生：“当我说‘我很漂亮 ＇的时分，是什么时态？” 学生们回答：“过去时。” 注：tense n. 时态 adj. 严重的 The watch is not mine 这手表不是我的 One of my classmate was late for school. The teacher in charge showed a watch to him without a word.  The classmate looked at the watch and said，“The watch is not mine. ” 我的一个同学迟到了， 班主任老师拿着手表给他看， 一句话也没说。  那同学看了看说：“这手表不是我的。 Please wake him up by yourself 你自己来摇醒他 Professor：“Please wake up your classmate next to you. This is in class, sleeping is not allowed. ” Student：“Professor, please wake him up by yourself. It was you who put him to sleep. ” 教授： “请你把旁边的那位同学摇醒， 这是上课时间， 不允许睡觉。” 学生： “教授， 仍是请你自己来摇醒他吧， 是你把他弄睡着的。” The high bridge 好高的桥 Two people were boasting. One said,“ If a person jumps from my bridge, he won't reach the water in 10 minutes. ” The other said,“ It's nothing. If a person jumps from my bridge, he'll be starved to deathbefore reaching the water. ” 两个人在吹牛， 一个人说：“从我的桥上跳下来， 10 分钟才能到水面。” 另一个说：“这不算什么， 如果从我的桥上跳下来，他还没有落水就饿死了。 注：boast v. 自诩， 夸耀 n. 自诩， 大话 The most annoying 最让人烦恼的事 The teacher in charge is complaining to the principal，“ David is the naughtiest kid in the class.  The most annoying thing is that he has never missed a class. ” 班主任跟校长抱怨： “大卫是班上最顽皮的孩子。  最让人烦恼的是，这孩子从来不缺课。